Hello all my Horror Hotties. It’s me, Stella! The Maneater from Manayunk herself, wishing all of you a Happy 2012. But first, let me just say that last year was a blast. And I mean that. Dr. Skuylkill blew something up in the basement of the dungeon. Or maybe it was someONE. All I know is the condo almost shook me off it’s rafters. Such fun!! Ooooo! Fortunately Iggy, who spends all of his time down there, wasn’t hurt. Badly. Nothing that a few tons of green latex can’t hide. Oh well, so much for my expensive dungeon renovation last year. Guess I’ll have to give Dungeon Designs another call, see if Igor Décor is available. If not, maybe I’ll try the Scardashian Sisters. They come highly recommended , brilliant decorators, but they’re just so hideous to look at .

Anyway, I’m just so relieved the blood cellar was unharmed because that’s where I’m storing my new STELLA’S HOT SAUCE! There are two of them – “SWEET NIGHTMARES” (yes, it has a bite) and “TRIPLE D HOT” (believe me, it doesn’t get any hotter than that). So be sure and check out my “Help A Desperate Diva Store” and stock up on some hotness!!

What a hectic year it’s been for me! I’ve been back and forth from Transylvania to Manayunk at least a dozens times. I’m exhausted! Producing the GOTH MOTHERS OF TRANSLYVANIA has been great fun but those women are horrifying to work with. Talk about Divas!! They’re rich, entitled and dead. Doesn’t get any more horrifying than that. But I must say, they are extremely entertaining. With that said, I am proud to introduce the launch of the new WEB SERIES, THE GOTH MOTHERS OF TRANSYLVANIA!!! I know you’ll be hooked immediately. Just don’t get too close or you’ll be hooked literally.

Thank you for stopping by, enjoy the videos and here’s wishing you all a happy, spooky year!

Love,
Stella Desire, The Maneater From Manayunk…

Hello all my hot horror sweeties! It's me! Stella, the Maneater from Manayunk blogging from the bottom of my cleavage!! I've never blogged before. At least I don't think so. I've dated The Blob, but that's something completely different. Anyway, here I am blogging from my haunted condo in Manayunk. And welcome to my new website! Before I invite you inside, so many of my old Saturday Night Dead fans have been dying to know what I've been up to.

Let me just say I'm exhausted! I was forced to take an extended holiday this year while my dungeon in my haunted condo was being renovated. It's been centuries since the last update so I decided to (as usual) go all the way. I had no idea how disgusting and filthy construction work can be, especially when I had my ducts blown out. I was shocked to see who came out of those old ducts. So I decided I may as well do some traveling while all the work was being done. I hired Dungeon Designs because I heard such amazing reviews of Igor Décor's work. He's redesigning my Man Cave right now. (I believe with real men too).

But I had a lovely vacation, I treated myself to a spa trip at the foothills of the Carpathian Mountains. It was glorious! I visited a Bloodery for a blood tasting tour, took a Fang Shui class, had my cleavage exorcised (but I'm afraid it was possessed again as soon as I reentered Manayunk), and took a Vlad The Impaler tour which was rather boring - been there, done that. But all in all it was an incredible trip, the get-away I sorely needed. The night life was just as I remember it. My favorite hangout, Disco Dread, was still going strong. I swear I saw Elvira leaving the place at dawn with one of my old flames.

So welcome! I'm thrilled to have you! There are lots of fun vintage photos from my old show, some of me and my butler Hives at Blob Fest and Chiller Theatre, and don't forget to check out my next appearance coming up in march at MONSTER MANIA! Hope to see you all there. Hives and I will be hosting a horror movie, just like the old days. Oh! And please email me, I'd love to hear from you, so check out my "Tell Stell" page where I'd be glad to give advice to the love lorn, horror recipes, or anything else you want to ask or share.

Well I'm off to pump up my cleavage, it's been acting up since the exorcism.

All my frightening love….
Stella